Facial Reconstruction

I may have been wrong about the Perry Bible Fellowship. Exibits A, B, and C.
It's just that there seem to be an overabundance of jokes about people having sex or staring at boobs. And those get tired pretty fast. However, jokes about people being crushed inside a transformer? Well, I mean, how often do we get to laugh about a situation like that?

Today I was thinking. If the parts of the face had personalities, the ears would be the old married couple who constantly bicker. The eyes would be creepy twins who say the same thing. The mouth would be a smartass. And the nose would be Eeyore. Think about it. It makes sense.