Ninjas are Instruments of Death

Patrick- I started blogging again to give you a suckerpunch to all five of your senses! No one ever sees a ninja coming! And... wait, you thought Spider-man 3 was "o.k."? Maybe you need a slap to those senses. Did you see it? And the emo peter is a problem because he's ruining it for all of us who really are emo! Seriously, no one should see this movie. I can't stress that enough. If you want, watch the first two back to back, you'll enjoy them and pretend that every Spiderman movie of the last 10 years has been great.

I'm watching a show on Animal Planet right now that features a prehistoric aquatic dinosaur being ambushed by sharks and/or another prehistoric aquatic dinosaur. I kid you not. Thank you CG.

And just now I may have run out of things to say for the moment. Yup. Ok then.

Why Does Sam Raimi Suck?

Advice: Don't see Spider-Man 3. It is bad. It is so bad I want to send a letter to Sam Raimi asking for him to send me a check for $10. Really. Yes. I'm sorry, it wasn't supposed to be this way, so let's just do ourselves a favor and wait for it on TBS in like 8 months. You will thank me.

As If Things Aren't Weird Enough

Why can't the size of my font be remembered? Why can't I set it to something besides Largest to Smallest? I should really take the time to make this place look a little more "me."

I'll find out about this new job on Friday. Which is to say they'll make me an offer. But I'm free to refuse it. Will I? Stay tuned.

I'd really like to save up money and then just do whatever for a month or something. I know a lot of people do that, but I specifically want to drive west (something I still haven't done) and see Portland. I'm hearing more and more great things about it. But I have a friend who has plans to move to Montana. Missula, Montana. Check.

I have tickets to Spider-Man 3 at Midnight tomorrow. Are you jealous? Not as jealous as all the people there who see me in my Spider-Man black costume. Oh baby.

I'd like to talk later about some things. Remember, WTO, FTAA, immigration issues, who the hell am I? That's a synopsis of what you can expect either later tonight or tomorrow. It's also similar to the conversation I had with my Mexican-American friend. Yes, I can say my because she's the only person I know who is of Mexican descent.

NEWS ON THE MARCH! Is having a hard deadline of October 1st a good thing for the situation in Iraq? Can you suggest an answer that no one is hearing? Discuss